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Monster Mansion

After working hard all day, this is where the monsters come to play.
They wiggle and jiggle and ogle and sway, and gulp down a dinner of warm worm brulée.
They're a friendly lot, this monstrous crew and they'd really love to be friends with you.
Hit download to bring your favourites home, then stomp and shout and roar and moan.
To add your favourite monster to your desktop, simply click on the a link to open the monster in a new window, then right-click and select 'Set As Desktop Background...'.

Odwin the Offer Ogler
Odwin the Offer Ogler lurks in the shadows, keeping one, two, or several eyes on us. He makes sure that we send the right offers to the right people. If we ever get it wrong, Odwin waits until we've turned the lights off and gone home and then leaves little smelly presents under our desks. We don't much like Odwin.

Octospot
Octospot is in charge of the pond where we grow our polka dots. That’s what gives him his dotty stare. He feeds them, talks to them, stops them from turning into squares, and is always trying to grow new colours. It’s a tricky business, but many tentacles make light work.

Lucas the Linen Limpet
Lucas the Linen Limpet has the important job of making sure the Boden linen is in perfect condition, and not too limp or crunchy. During the Autumn he likes to hibernate and loves nothing better than jumping into the nearest trouser pocket and taking a little nap. For the owner of the trousers, this makes putting hands in their pocket a risky business. One false move and Lucas will get them with his terrible tickle. Always accidentally, of course.

Mini Munchgoose
Mini Munchgoose snuffles around the Mini Boden garden picking the ripe logos (up to 1,000 an hour) from trees to stick on the catalogues. Unfortunately she likes to eat more than she gives away. On particularly greedy days she can be found hiding in the garden shed scoffing all the red ones. You can’t blame her, though, as strawberry is the nicest flavour.

Vernon the Velcro Verifier
Vernon the Velcro Verifier has a pretty self explanatory name. He does a fantastic job here at Mini Boden, testing our velcro strengths. If the grippiness is just right his tail will curl in approval. He’ll become very grumpy, though, if it is too strong and his velcronic feet get stuck.

Thumpous
Thumpous has big feet and a clubbed tail, which makes him the perfect candidate for his special job. Each day he stamps on the Boden parcels to get the air out. This is very important as it means the small parcels can slip through your letterbox.

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